

I was attacked by a wandering transvestite I will prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent. If you say no to champange you say no to lifeĬlouseau: Because I'm taller than you are - you fewl!
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It nearly blew his little yellow skin off!!!! It tastes very, bad that way (refering to backwards cigarette) It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded yeu kneauw, a little bit of zis and a little bit of zat" Meorths? You were complaining about Meorths (Moths)Ĭlouseau ( as Guy Gadboise): "Well. Monsieur.Don't try to be funnayyyy with me Oh commisioner how are you and all the little commisioners? Olga maybe many things, but she is not a one-eyed hunchback One more outburst like that, and I'll have your stripes (said to a Sgt. Poor Kato.they nearly blew his little yellow skin off! See that the back door and the front door are luhcked while I slip into my hunchback disguise, kyyoo. Swine Parrot! That is my own personal mustache! Ten seconds, thats nothing, I can easily be out of here in three. That is what I have been saying you "fewl" That is why I have failed where others have succeeded Nurse: We don't use that word around here,sir There is a time and a place for everything Kato! This is it!. Give me Paris, France Trocadero 371.Ĭlouseau: Yes, I kneow that. Valet, VALET! Please send up.well please send down my brown suit immediately, faster please! I cannot wait for them, Cato help me get dressed. Was it hard in the resistance? Yes, but not as hard as it is now? Yes, we've made quite a few changes since you went crazy. Your architect should have his head examined (after Clouseau walks into the wall instead of the doorway) there is not any man like him anywhere in the world!"ĭreyfus: "Don't just stand there, help me find my nose!"ĭoes Monsieur Charles Litton 'ave a sweemang poohl?ĭo I detect something in your voice that says I'm in disfavour with you?Īhh. Good Sharkey Colonel God! We were just talking about you.ĭreyfus: "Good? He is not good, he's terrible, he's the worst. Good evening commisonaire, how are you, your lovely wife and all the little commisionaires! Man is the master and women's place is in the. I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing, there will be no charge

Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you! The greater the odds the greater the challange! This is a very serious matter and everyone is this reuoom is under the suspicions Wait 'til you see the full effect with the himp!!

That the professor and his daughter have been kidnapped Professor Auguste Balls: When duty calls.you've got balls! You were the Chief Inspector.before you went crazy. its all part of life's rich pagentry you kneau. I suggest you count your bees, you may find that one of them is missing Kato! You have turned my apartment into a.a.Chinese nooky factory! Yeu need a neuw FLINT! (said to Dreyfus as he is trying to shoot Clouseau, who thinks the gun is a lighter) The old closet ploy, I do enjoy a good closet ploy I arrest you all in the name of the leahw!Īhh. This is your employer speaking.I am calling off the attack.Įhh, scungili, ziti, Al Pacino, viva zapata I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious) (after dismounting the parallel bars onto the stairway) I was known as the Pavlover of the parallels. Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved You have ra-ceived a bimp, One could get a concusion from such a bimp Kato, my little yellow friend, I am home!įrançois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? A Behm? AhhhaaaahhhaaaooowwĬlouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?. This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz!Ĭlouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!Ĭlouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!

Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)
